Congratulations is a societal burp that follows a positive act. When you graduate AA, you get a congratulations. When you throw back three bottles of whiskey in one night, you do not. For a species that is interested in furthering its kind, no one will congratulate you for succeeding in one more day of spinsterhood. If you follow the Congratulation Super Highway, you will get engaged, married and then have children. Getting a congratulations has never been so easy. Just have some unprotected sex. . Mara Altman
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  1. We both knew the place we were at and what that meant. We both felt the regret and the loss. We both knew that without me, none of it would have been possible. Without me, everything would be different. Without me, we wouldn't have been...
  2. He was protecting me with just the tips of his fingers, like five miniature copies of his heart touching my skin.
  3. I think I knew from the first moment I met her, she would be the one to replace me. I didn't think it would happen that fast, but it did.
  4. I knew at that point I was more than capable of loving Jack - I was meant to.
  5. Every Mind Breaker I met was a true person inside and out. My name is Hayden Laevary, and these are their stories... as well as mine.
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